Mind you, the Splashin' Safari was closed, so we did no splashing, though we did see some of the animals.
Also, if the name "Holiday World" puts you in mind of Wally World and the theme for National Lampoon's Vacation so "Holiday Road" starts playing in your head... yeah, that happens.
"Oh oh oh oh oh oh ooooh."
I am not yet done counting crows, so I thought I would give a brief preview of the our trip, focusing on the Santa Claus, Indiana portion.
(Then, I should be able to get to the museum in December.)
There are some very logical themes here. First of all, of course they have a water park, but it is not open all year. There is this heat and humidity combination in the area that feels very different from the Pacific Northwest, where our humidity is often chilled.
It makes sense that a town called Santa Claus would go with a holiday theme for its amusement park.
That leads to four different areas, divided into Fourth of July, Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas.
Only one of those happens in the summer, the peak of the hot and humid weather. In addition to the Splashin' Safari being closed, the rest of the park is only open on weekends, which are currently Happy Halloween Weekends.
I don't know if it's only this year, but there is a dinosaur theme to that, meaning that there are dinosaur statues in the corn maze that you get to via hay ride, and that the nightly Halloween "spooktacle" drone show is Dinos in the Sky.
I admit we did not take as much advantage of this as we could have. I thought I wanted to do the maze, and then I remembered how horrible our track record was on finding the way out, and it was in fact still pretty hot and humid, snow men aside.
That is one thing about being in a place that is seasonally-themed all year, but has extra seasonal things... sometimes you don't know what is always there and what is temporary.
There were definitely pumpkins in all four lands. That is probably temporary.
The hay ride to the corn maze is probably temporary, but the HallowSwings are probably permanent.
I assume the Trick or Treat Trail is just for the Happy Halloween Weekends.
But Holidog is always there and has his own section of Fourth of July.
One of the big draws for us was something we read about walking in a candy apple orchard.
I had been expecting a walkthrough of some fabulous decor, which the park overall is pretty good at.
However, the candy farm is all virtual. There are clever parts, like the stream full of jumping Swedish Fish.
It's cute, but it was not fabulous. I was also surprised that -- given how it appears to be mainly for kids -- there are areas where the 3-D really seems to be trying to trip you.
It was still possible to find candy apples, but not like we thought.
The overall design of the park seems to be a mix of rides for kids and long roller coasters.
To some extent, we have probably been spoiled by Disneyland, but that does not take away the importance of local theme parks, especially the water park parts.
We're not sorry we went.One thing that was really impressive was that soft drinks were free.There were drink oases throughout the park. Honestly, that self-service option probably saved them some labor costs, where they could concentrate on service of food and souvenirs.
For food, my favorite thing was Ben's Soft Pretzels.
These were delicious, a great deal, and not exclusive to the park. I don't know when I will be near one again, but I recommend them.
Otherwise, it was fine. There are a lot of options for entertainment, especially for children, and prices were pretty reasonable.
Did it make sense to drive 2 1/2 hours from our main destination of Cincinnati for what we saw and did? Well, we did it anyway, didn't we?
If we did end up tired and perhaps a little bit irritable, we did not end up wishing we were dead.
COVID: It was mostly outdoors, but it was very crowded. You have no idea how many pictures I had to not use because they were full of people. Probably it is mostly okay to not wear masks, but you have to use your best judgment.
Accessibility: This was pretty good, with ramps everywhere, and lots of people using them. Sometimes access does require using special entrances.
They could do worse.





